Leme tell you a little story
April 25, 2003 @ 4:30 P.M.

It's all about a guy named Jason, and his torrid love affair with two women.

The first woman, is a bit older. She's starting to get rough around the edges, and definately starting to show the signs of wear-and-tear from her many years with him. Her name is Windows 98. After much debate, and soul-searching, Jason decided to allow himself into being seduced by a young hard-body known as Windows XP Professional. She made Jason all sorts of promises, such as more solidity, and better preformance. Jason was gulliable, and went ahead and replaced his old love Windows 98 with the new and improved Windows XP Professional.

That dirty bitch.

She waited until Jason went to bed, and the castrated his hard drive. That didn't satisfy her.... hell no. She then proceeded to nuke his driver database, and destroy his regestry. When Jason woke up this morning, he was shocked to see that his beautiful Windows XP Professional had destroyed everything that he held dear, and is lusting for revenge.

Needless to say, I'm dumping both of the little sluts for Mandrake Linux 9.1 this weekend.

GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later.

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