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Wow, 3 posts in one day???
October 1, 2002 @ 3:05 P.M.

I had to go ahead and give the fun fun idiot caller for the day, didn't I?

From Biloxi, Mississippi, I give you.... The Mail Moron.

Me: "I-55 Internet Services. This is Jason speaking, how may I help you?"

Customer: "Yes, I need to find out what my email address is."

Me: "Allright, what's your name?"

Customer: "My name is (*Insert customer's name here*).

Me: "Ok, mam, your email address is (*Insert email address here*).

Customer: "Are you sure?"

Me: (Love it when they ask me that) "Yes, mam, that's the email address that we have listed in your account."

Customer: "But, I just asked a company to send me some information, and when they asked for my email address, I gave them (*Insert incorrect email address here*).

Me: "But that isin't your email address, mam."

Customer: "Yeah, that's what the company said. They called me back, and told me that the address I gave them was invalid, so that must not be my email address."

Me: "They were right, mam, you email address is (*Insert correct email address... AGAIN*)."

Customer: "Are you sure?"

Me: (Wasn't as cute as it was the first time) "Yes. I'm afraid that that's all my records show. If you'd like to change your email address...."

Customer: "No, no. That's fine. Thank you. Bye."

Where's a brick wall when you need one?

Later

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