Wow, 3 posts in one day??? I had to go ahead and give the fun fun idiot caller for the day, didn't I? From Biloxi, Mississippi, I give you.... The Mail Moron. Me: "I-55 Internet Services. This is Jason speaking, how may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, I need to find out what my email address is." Me: "Allright, what's your name?" Customer: "My name is (*Insert customer's name here*). Me: "Ok, mam, your email address is (*Insert email address here*). Customer: "Are you sure?" Me: (Love it when they ask me that) "Yes, mam, that's the email address that we have listed in your account." Customer: "But, I just asked a company to send me some information, and when they asked for my email address, I gave them (*Insert incorrect email address here*). Me: "But that isin't your email address, mam." Customer: "Yeah, that's what the company said. They called me back, and told me that the address I gave them was invalid, so that must not be my email address." Me: "They were right, mam, you email address is (*Insert correct email address... AGAIN*)." Customer: "Are you sure?" Me: (Wasn't as cute as it was the first time) "Yes. I'm afraid that that's all my records show. If you'd like to change your email address...." Customer: "No, no. That's fine. Thank you. Bye." Where's a brick wall when you need one? Later Old Stuff |