Neeeeeext!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9, 2003 @ 8:00 P.M.

And now for something completly different.

You want to know what's going on in my head? Here's your chance.

First: Kirsten Dunst - Who the fuck lied to this poor girl, and told her that she's pretty? Hey Kirsten. KIRSTEN! You're ugly. Another thing. You can't fucking act! Please, please get the hell out of Hollywood before reality sinks in, and you're burnt out. You have so much to live for. Like puberty.

NEXT!

Arvil Lavigne - Suck in your gut, bitch. One more thing, just in case no one told you, the only reason that people like your music is because it requires no thought process whatsoever to listen to. Let us look at your qualifications: ............ shit, can't think of a one. Now then, let's look at your weaknesses: You can't sing, you can't write a song to save your life, You're CANADIAN, and you have about 3 minutes left in your 15 of fame. But hey, on the bright side, you're still prettier than Kirsten Dunst. Oh...... wait a minute...

NEXT!

DUDE!! You're a fucking idiot! That's right, Ben Curtis, or as most of you know him, Steven, the "Dell guy". You had it made, jackass. National recognition, a multi-million dollar advertising scheme, and a blossoming career. Even though dell was pretty much done with you allready, you were on your way. A dime bag later, you're nothing. Hope you enjoy your drama classes, dipshit, because you aren't going anywhere any time soon.

NEXT!

Scooby Doo. FUCK. They're making a NEW Scooby Doo series. WHY? Why do they still play the old one? I can sum up every single fucking episode in a short paragraph:

Dog and pothead are hungry. Jock's van dies. Adventure starts. Dog and pothead are scared. Cheerleader and jock slip off somewhere to fuck, and know it all lesbian gets stuck with dog and pothead. Lesbian gets seperated, loses her glasses, and then somehow the dog and pothead catch the ghost. Jock unmasks ghost, and know it all lesbian explains how she knew who it was all along.

Do we really need to beat this dead horse anymore? We allready have Scooby Doo, The New Scooby Doo Movies, The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo, A pup named Scooby Doo, a plethora of shitty movies, and let us not forget that turd of a live action movie. Can't we just let it go? Enough allready.

No more 'NEXT' for now. I'm allready aggrevated enough. Maybe next time.

Later

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