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I think my head exploded.. Me: "Technical support. This is Jason speaking, how may I help you?" Customer: "Yeah, I get disconnected all the time when I leave my connection going, and I'm not at my machine. Is there any way to make that stop?" Me: (There's an advanced option in pretty much all versions of windows except for ME to disconnect if idle for such-and-such minutes under the advanced settings of a connection)"What version of windows do you have?" Customer: "Windows 98, second edition." Wow, this lady actually knows some things about her computer. I'm touched.... Me: "Okay, Mam, what I need you to do is double-click on you "My computer" icon...." Customer: (God, I knew I was going to regret thinking well of her)"Wait.... this one?*Tap Tap Tap*" Dear. Sweet. GOD. She just tapped on her screen, didn't she? FUCK! Me: (Full blown smartass right about now)"NO! Not that one, THAT one!*Tap Tap TAP*" Customer: "Huh................... OH!!! THAT ONE!! Ok, what next?" When I get home, remind me to put a gun in my mouth. Later Old Stuff  |
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