Good lord my mind is in the gutter.. Either that, or the call of the day for today was even more preverted than I am. Me: "I-55 Internet Services. This is Jason speaking, how may I help you?" Customer: "My DSL is down... but only on one machine." Me: "Allright, let me pull up your account(if someone has a single user setup in our system, but uses multiple computers, we don't offer support for their network... this one was paying for a multi-user environment.) Okay, lets see just how your network is configured.. I need you to look behind your computer, and tell me what kind of cable leads away from the machine." Customer: "Okay, I'm on my hands and knees, under the desk." Okay, now is it just me, or should she have worded that differently? I started fighting the urge to snicker. Me: "Ooooookay, what did you find?" Customer: "Well, there's an antenna..." Me: "Antenna? You must have a wireless network then." Customer: "Yeah, an antenna. It long, and pointed straight up.. kinda curved..." Okay, I'm a total pervert. No argument from me. I put her on hold, and walked away from my desk. Just.... walked away. That's pretty much the end of that.. just wanted to share.. Later Old Stuff |